so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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