Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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