the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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