i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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