do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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