idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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