Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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