Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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