I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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