So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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