ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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