Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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