The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
