no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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