Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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