i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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