You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
