found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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