I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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