Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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