He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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