he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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