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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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