was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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