I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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