i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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