hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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