Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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