Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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