I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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