I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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