I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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