I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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