I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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