i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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