My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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