How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
