If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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