Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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