Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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