yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We smell like vodka and hangover
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