I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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