Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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