that's an acceptable place to lick
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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