Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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