She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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