just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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