i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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