Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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