How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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