hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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