i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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