8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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