you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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