I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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