Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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