okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
This baby is an asshole
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
