Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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